I’m not about the US election but…

this i thought was pure genius

- WASSUUUUUUUP!

are we back?

Hope so.

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hacked off

a day that should have been spent watchin telly and doin nowt with the wife turned into an epic save the website from a hacker – CRETIN!

All my photos gone too! – GRRRRR

Demetabolization

They say that when you get older you will start to see a tendency for your body to slow down. This is when you start growing hair in places like your nose and ears and another thing is that you may start putting on weight a little easier.

I’ve been 30 only a few days now and its already started. The last 2 nights in a row the waistband of my jeans felt tight. I’ve been noticing a bulge around my belly. Quickly realising that i wasn’t pregnant i thought it may be the marriage weight gain which i attribute not to weight gain but more to stomach muscle relaxation which results in a slight protrusion.

What i question is,  was always unaware that i had been sucking it in ever so slightly? I know i was no fat bastard – I’ve always been captain skinny, its just a bit of a shock to realize that even I can put on some weight and grow a belly. I think it really is time to get the bike out of Carolyn’s shed.

sexy wifey

She is mine and i love her.

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GTA Cheats

While playing the game, press Up to display Niko’s cell phone. Press Up again to access the keypad. Then, enter one of the following codes to activate the corresponding cheat function. Once a code has been entered correctly, a new “Cheats” menu option will be available on your phone, below “Options”, where you can access the cheats without having to enter the phone number again. Note: Do not save the game after enabling a code to avoid unforeseen problems. Enabling some cheats will prevent the indicated achievement(s) from being earned. You can usually only spawn one vehicle at a time. Any previously spawned vehicles will disappear. However, if you spawn a vehicle, save the game, and load again, you can spawn another one and your original will not disappear. You must have it in your parking space in front of a safehouse or it will be gone before you have a chance to spawn another.

Full health and armorDial “3625550100” on the cell phone. If you enter this code while in a vehicle, it will also repair it. Note: This phone number translates to “DOC-555-0100″. This code prevents the “Cleaned The Mean Streets”, “Finish Him”, “One Man Army”, and “Walk Free” achievements from being earned.

Full health, armor, and ammunitionDial “4825550100” on the cell phone. If you enter this code while in a vehicle, it will also repair it. Note: This phone number translates to “GTA-555-0100″. This code prevents the “Cleaned The Mean Streets” achievement from being earned.

Weapons tier 1Dial “4865550100” on the cell phone. This will unlock the baseball bat, handgun, shotgun, MP5, M4, sniper rifle, RPG, and grenades. Note: This phone number translates to “GUN-555-0150″. This code prevents the “Cleaned The Mean Streets” achievement from being earned.

Weapons tier 2Dial “4865550150” on the cell phone. This will unlock the knife, Molotov cocktails, handgun, shotgun, Uzi, AK47, sniper rifle, and RPG. Note: This phone number translates to “GUN-555-0100″. This code prevents the “Cleaned The Mean Streets” achievement from being earned.

Remove Niko’s wanted levelDial “2675550100” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “COP-555-0100″. This code prevents the “One Man Army” and “Walk Free” achievements from being earned.

Add one star to Niko’s wanted levelDial “2675550150” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “COP-555-0150″.

Spawn Annihilator police helicopterDial “3595550100” on the cell phone. The Annihilator is armed with rockets. Note: This phone number translates to “FLY-555-0100″. This code prevents the “One Man Army” and “Walk Free” achievements from being earned.

Spawn CognoscentiDial “2275550142” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “CAR-555-0142″.

Spawn CometDial “2275550175” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “CAR-555-0175″.

Spawn FBI BuffaloDial “2275550100” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “CAR-555-0100″.

Spawn JetmaxDial “9385550100” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “WET-555-0100″.

Spawn NRG-900Dial “6255550100” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “MBK-555-0100″.

Spawn SanchezDial “6255550150” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “MBK-555-0150″.

Spawn SuperGTDial “2275550168” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “CAR-555-0168″.

Spawn TurismoDial “2275550147” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “CAR-555-0147″.

Change weather and brightnessDial “4685550100” on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to “HOT-555-0100″.

The following codes require “The Lost And Damned” bonus downloadable content:

Spawn BurritoDial “8265550150” on the cell phone.

Spawn Double T bikeDial “2455550125” on the cell phone.

Spawn Hakuchou bikeDial “2455550199” on the cell phone.

Spawn Hexer bikeDial “2455550150” on the cell phone.

Spawn Innovation bikeDial “2455550100” on the cell phone.

Spawn SlamvanDial “8265550100” on the cell phone.

Lost and the damned

826-555-0150 – Spawns a Burrito.

245-555-0125 – Spawns a Double T.

245-555-0199 – Spawns a Hakuchou.

245-555-0150 – Spawns a Hexer.

245-555-0100 – Spawns an Innovation.

826-555-0100 – Spawns a Slamvan.

red and things to do before i’m 30….

last night we had an interesting eve where i dyed ruth’s hair for her. I guess it’s oneof those things one should do before you turn 30…

On another note: I was thinking about before 30 lists and thought i’d respond to the one i found on :blinman.com

50 things to do before you’re 30

1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit - I was never hospitalised but i dunno how i walked away from it.
2. Shoot something - yes, Do fairground shooting games count? I won a cuddly toy too.
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home - No and i never saw the point
4. Boot Linux on your home PC - I am geeky but not THAT geeky
5. Get lost in a country where you don’t speak the language - I have never been lost, but sometimes i haven’t been completly sure where i was.
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget - define pocket sized.
7. Post bail for a friend - nope
8. Break a really large plate glass window - yup, when i was about 9 and I ran away.
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover - never done a parachute jump at all but would love to.
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day - yes, several times.
11. Make a pointless modification to your house - yes, bogroll tower bathroom lining at Uni flat.
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil - why would you? So no but i did down a mucky pint which consisted of a double baileys, half a cider and a concoction of unknowns..
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time…) - thankfully no.
14. Buy a samurai sword - no but i hve cut my finger on one.
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives - sadly yes.
16. Destroy a speed camera - oh how i have wanted to.
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge -yes but  failed at this comically
18. Say something obscene on national television - nope
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space - no but done a donut in a carpark to achieve the same effect.
20. Break a sledgehammer - broken a mallet – does that count?
21. Make a bomb - yes, i did tie about 10 german bangers together when i was 8 and blew a metalbucket to bits..
22. Smash a CRT  - yes and enjoyed it.
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong (STDs don’t count.)- no no no
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money - yes, a sainsburys voucher.
25. Light a fire with petrol - yes, wen i was 8 and yes it did get a little out of control.
26. Kidnap someone - no
27. Park inside a motorway service station - yeah
28. Own a convertible.  - yes (well looked after for over a year)
29. Live abroad.  - yes, student exchange in spain.
30. Drive at more than 140mph.  - nearly
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining  - yes, got a better phone upgrade several times.
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.  - yes when i was 6 with an old electric fire.
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself  - yes, various video walls
34. Write off a car - yes, mom’s fiat uno.
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn - yes
36. Get drunk on Absinthe - yes at UNI – it was messy too.
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis  - yes
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery - yes, many times
39. Take part in motorsport - not YET
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours - yes many many MANY times but now i do averything to avoid it.
41. Set off a fire extinguisher  - oh yeah, great fun.
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads -no
43. Hotwire a car - yes but it was a banger in a scrap yard and a friend was showing me how to prove a point.
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting - no
45. Shag an ex-girlfriend by mistake - no
46. Dial 999 - no
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again - no
48. Make a bet you couldn’t afford to lose - yes
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting - yes
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket. - yes

Ok so taking libertis at the “sort of” answers i give myself a score of:  28 out of 50 – Not bad how will you score?

three zero looming

Firstly I must say Happy birthday to my sis! I love yo Sandra and i think you are an amazing mother and sister.

Seeing as Sandra’s birthday is to day this can only mean that my brithday is looming, by thursday it’s the big one.

30

Wow. It just feels absolutely ridiculous that I am going to be 30 years old! When did i suddenly get to this age. In some ways i have real reservations about it. Its a lot of little things like not wanting to be all responsible and wanting to have longer summer holidays – you know the kind of things i used to do as kid. Even that shows it up, it shows up the ageing process. It shows that i really am a grown up now. HA! It just doesn’t feel like it should be this way and this has been making me get my stress on a bit….

BUT THEN…

I think about how my life is. I really am at a great point in my life. I have never ever been happier. I have an amazing Wife, i have a great job which i love, I have a wonderful family and a great bunch of friends and the really great thing is that it just keeps getting better and better. As i read through the stuff i wrote about my last birthday I can see how things just have been getting better all the time.

I really am so thankful for all i have and I thank GOD for every bit of it.

really need a haircut

So this eve we decided on dinner and a movie. It resulted in us realising =that park royal cinema has really gone down the tube.

the place =dirty and messy. The film choice was poor and service was crap. We also =went to chiquitos which was even worse. Food was rubbish and over priced =and service was so slow.

we saw Taken. It was ok. Good fight =sequences but that was all.

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