I Can Do Poetry Too – 20 of 20
25 Mar ’10
One Rhythm, One World
27 Mar ’10

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Ruth used to be Miss Walley,

she makes me laugh – hee hee,

but sometimes this is a worry,

because it makes me – need to pee.

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Rurinakinkin,

you do not live in a bin.

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You are my true love,

You don’t remind me of my bruv.

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I love my Ruru,

She gave me the flu.

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Ruth Robinson,

she doesn’t like to run.

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Ruth Robinson is my sexy wife

Her wit is as sharp as a knife.

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I think my wife is very hot,

especially when she cooks things in a pot.

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Wifey is an amazing lady

Mugabe is a little crazy.

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If i were more in love,

Rurin would not be a glove.

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I think Ruth is top,

when she dances,

She can go POP!

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Wives are sexy

mine is (averagely) flexi!

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My Wife loves the colour purple,

oh crap nothing rhymes with that,

or so she says, i think there is a word: turtle – purple turtle!

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Mrs. Robinson is a Fox,

she likes wearing odd socks.

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I like to thing of her so,

cause she seems to make me plateau!

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There was a young girl called Ruth Walley,

And boy did she get me in a folly,

I asked her to wed,

it went to her head,

and now she is not in a trolley.

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My wife Ruth is the bomb,

She has completely split my atom(s)!

I didn’t mean for this to sound perverse at all but sadly its a “non-perverse-fail”

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Rurinakins is my best mate,

She’s really sweet and never late,

She’s a really REALLY hot date,

I love her anyway at any rate.

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Ruth,

makes me;

aloof!

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My wife is the bestest,

I think she is the sexiest,

She is the most wonderfullest,

I think she is the greatestestestest.

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I quite like Ruth Robinson

She makes me want to run

she does not fly

she does sometime cry

this is actually quite random

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I quite like being married,

It sometimes feels like being carried.

Except for the fact,

that i made a pact,

with God to remain failthfully lovied.

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