Been given a lie-in (disturbed by a certain little girl who wouldn't stop planting kisses on the freckle on my forehead which was the most adorable act ever but may not have happened had @rufus2612 remembered to: A. Close the bedroom door and B. Close the stair gate at the bottom of our stairs. Said little person then went to report to said wife about said interaction and I was left in peace for a little while only to then experience the actual family wake-up call which included another bout of kisses and cuddles from "A" and then "O" offered the most perfectly executed tantrum when he decided he didn't want to like daddy at all let alone love him. After a few minutes of shifted focus he gave in to his instincts and came over and gave me a cute kiss and cuddle.) which was nice and then I came down stairs to see breakfast had been prepared (usually my job) and an envelope plus card was in my place. The image shows what was in said containers and I was informed that these were chosen by the #twins! I feel altogether chuffed and loved and adored.... Now to have an undisturbed bath... to all the dads!
That thing when your three year old son refuses to eat his dinner and goes in to full nuclear melt down but you think you manage to rescue the situation by offering the emergency banana only for this option to go horribly wrong because your moment of daddy-fun-genius catastrophically backfires when you open the banana from the other end resulting in a tantrum that would cripple a general so you end up having to tape up the broken banana with electric tape so that you can reopen said banana at the proper end... yeah, that!