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Cute Overload Warning – My New Niece

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This is my new niece.

Emma Margaret Mary Holmes.

Born 9:15, 15th day of September in the year of our Lord 2010.

Aint she just GORGEOUS!!! She is No. Six in the Holmes clan and everyone is healthy and happy. Cant wait to go up to Glasgow and meet her.

Happy Father’s Day

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My Dad is awesome.

My Dad could kick your dad’s a**e.

My Dad is Chuck Norris in disguise.

My Dad is the strongest man i know.

My Dad is the wisest Man I know.

My Dad is awesome.

I think most of us grow up wanting to be just like our Dad’s. I certainly did. I grew up with a man who set a great example on what it meant to be a man. He was always around, He always let us know that he loved us. He was fun. He was firm. He was my Daddy.

I quite often find myself doing or saying things like he did. I find myself turingin in to him in so many ways it’s sometimes kinda scary…

I’m proud of that though.

If i can become even an ounce of the Man he has been and still is then I’d be a very happy man myself.

So I’ll say Happy Father’s Day to my dad and also to any man who is a father. Well done! Keep at it. You have what it takes…

(click the pic to see my Dad in action)

I Can Do Poetry Too – All 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Ruth used to be Miss Walley,

she makes me laugh – hee hee,

but sometimes this is a worry,

because it makes me – need to pee.

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Rurinakinkin,

you do not live in a bin.

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You are my true love,

You don’t remind me of my bruv.

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I love my Ruru,

She gave me the flu.

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Ruth Robinson,

she doesn’t like to run.

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Ruth Robinson is my sexy wife

Her wit is as sharp as a knife.

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I think my wife is very hot,

especially when she cooks things in a pot.

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Wifey is an amazing lady

Mugabe is a little crazy.

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If i were more in love,

Rurin would not be a glove.

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I think Ruth is top,

when she dances,

She can go POP!

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Wives are sexy

mine is (averagely) flexi!

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My Wife loves the colour purple,

oh crap nothing rhymes with that,

or so she says, i think there is a word: turtle – purple turtle!

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Mrs. Robinson is a Fox,

she likes wearing odd socks.

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I like to thing of her so,

cause she seems to make me plateau!

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There was a young girl called Ruth Walley,

And boy did she get me in a folly,

I asked her to wed,

it went to her head,

and now she is not in a trolley.

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My wife Ruth is the bomb,

She has completely split my atom(s)!

I didn’t mean for this to sound perverse at all but sadly its a “non-perverse-fail”

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Rurinakins is my best mate,

She’s really sweet and never late,

She’s a really REALLY hot date,

I love her anyway at any rate.

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Ruth,

makes me;

aloof!

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My wife is the bestest,

I think she is the sexiest,

She is the most wonderfullest,

I think she is the greatestestestest.

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I quite like Ruth Robinson

She makes me want to run

she does not fly

she does sometime cry

this is actually quite random

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I quite like being married,

It sometimes feels like being carried.

Except for the fact,

that i made a pact,

with God to remain failthfully lovied.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 20 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I quite like being married,

It sometimes feels like being carried.

Except for the fact,

that i made a pact,

with God to remain failthfully lovied.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 19 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I quite like Ruth Robinson

She makes me want to run

she does not fly

she does sometime cry

this is actually quite random

I Can Do Poetry Too – 18 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

My wife is the bestest,

I think she is the sexiest,

She is the most wonderfullest,

I think she is the greatestestestest.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 17 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I originally forgot number seventeen.

it had nothing to do with a greenbean.

Ruth was that age once

something said in a famous Black Eyed Peas song….

I Can Do Poetry Too – 16 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Rurinakins is my best mate,

She’s really sweet and never late,

She’s a really REALLY hot date,

I love her anyway at any rate.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 15 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

My wife Ruth is the bomb,

She has completely split my atom(s)!

I didn’t mean for this to sound perverse at all but sadly its a “non-perverse-fail”

I Can Do Poetry Too – 15 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

There was a young girl called Ruth Walley,

And boy did she get me in a folly,

I asked her to wed,

it went to her head,

and now she is not in a trolley.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 14 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I like to thing of her so,

cause she seems to make me plateau!

I Can Do Poetry Too – 13 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Mrs. Robinson is a Fox,

she does not wear odd socks.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 12 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

My Wife loves the colour purple,

oh crap nothing rhymes with that,

or so she says, i think there is a word: turtle – purple turtle!

I Can Do Poetry Too – 11 of 20

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A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Wives are sexy

mine is (averagely) flexi!