Out with wifey

Ruth and I had a lovely day out in Henley on the Bank Holiday Monday. We went down to Henley. It was weird being there without Mom & Dad and not calling in on the Swiss Farm Camp Site. We realised that it was the previous years bank holiday when we were down there and Dad and i were dismantling the wooden floor under the awning of the caravan. There have been many great memories made in that place.

We wandered around the town looking for somewhere nice to have lunch. After failing to get my Mom on the phone to ask her advice we settled on Pizza Express and then went for a walk down the river which was super chilled and super lovely. Ruth commented  that that walk has always been a place where we have always spent our “imaginary money” in our heads. It’s always fun to do that and always easy when you see all the nice boats.

During all this we witnessed a bit of a boat crash. Some inexperienced leisure boaters got impatient leaving the one of the locks and bumped in to the people in front of them who just happened to be in one of those uber expensive speed boats. – you know those ones made of wood and not fibre glass. It was the boating equivalent of an Austin Metro rear-ending a Lamborghini.

We walked on and later found the two boats in question pulling up to the side. We offered to give my details in case they needed a witness statement  at which they were very grateful. After this we moved on and came home to a nicer super chilled eve.

A lovely day out!

And today is why there is HOPE!

Easter Sunday today – WOW!

Today is the reason there is HOPE,

Today is the reason we are FREE,

Today is the reason we know what LOVE is,

Today is the reason to BE.

Today is the reason to Celebrate that JESUS is ALIVE.

I Can Do Poetry Too – All 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Ruth used to be Miss Walley,

she makes me laugh – hee hee,

but sometimes this is a worry,

because it makes me – need to pee.

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Rurinakinkin,

you do not live in a bin.

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You are my true love,

You don’t remind me of my bruv.

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I love my Ruru,

She gave me the flu.

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Ruth Robinson,

she doesn’t like to run.

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Ruth Robinson is my sexy wife

Her wit is as sharp as a knife.

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I think my wife is very hot,

especially when she cooks things in a pot.

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Wifey is an amazing lady

Mugabe is a little crazy.

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If i were more in love,

Rurin would not be a glove.

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I think Ruth is top,

when she dances,

She can go POP!

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Wives are sexy

mine is (averagely) flexi!

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My Wife loves the colour purple,

oh crap nothing rhymes with that,

or so she says, i think there is a word: turtle - purple turtle!

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Mrs. Robinson is a Fox,

she likes wearing odd socks.

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I like to thing of her so,

cause she seems to make me plateau!

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There was a young girl called Ruth Walley,

And boy did she get me in a folly,

I asked her to wed,

it went to her head,

and now she is not in a trolley.

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My wife Ruth is the bomb,

She has completely split my atom(s)!

I didn’t mean for this to sound perverse at all but sadly its a “non-perverse-fail”

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Rurinakins is my best mate,

She’s really sweet and never late,

She’s a really REALLY hot date,

I love her anyway at any rate.

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Ruth,

makes me;

aloof!

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My wife is the bestest,

I think she is the sexiest,

She is the most wonderfullest,

I think she is the greatestestestest.

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I quite like Ruth Robinson

She makes me want to run

she does not fly

she does sometime cry

this is actually quite random

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I quite like being married,

It sometimes feels like being carried.

Except for the fact,

that i made a pact,

with God to remain failthfully lovied.

I am 6 Today

This website is 6 today. 6 Years of bloggin at varying degrees of interest/boredom/moaning/exclaiming/ranting/showing/geeking/writing/living/suffering/experiencing and so on…wow! its amazing to look back on it all.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 20 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I quite like being married,

It sometimes feels like being carried.

Except for the fact,

that i made a pact,

with God to remain failthfully lovied.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 19 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I quite like Ruth Robinson

She makes me want to run

she does not fly

she does sometime cry

this is actually quite random

I Can Do Poetry Too – 18 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

My wife is the bestest,

I think she is the sexiest,

She is the most wonderfullest,

I think she is the greatestestestest.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 17 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I originally forgot number seventeen.

it had nothing to do with a greenbean.

Ruth was that age once

something said in a famous Black Eyed Peas song….

I Can Do Poetry Too – 16 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Rurinakins is my best mate,

She’s really sweet and never late,

She’s a really REALLY hot date,

I love her anyway at any rate.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 15 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

My wife Ruth is the bomb,

She has completely split my atom(s)!

I didn’t mean for this to sound perverse at all but sadly its a “non-perverse-fail”

I love you Rurinakinkin!

I Can Do Poetry Too – 15 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

There was a young girl called Ruth Walley,

And boy did she get me in a folly,

I asked her to wed,

it went to her head,

and now she is not in a trolley.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 14 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I like to thing of her so,

cause she seems to make me plateau!

I Can Do Poetry Too – 13 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Mrs. Robinson is a Fox,

she does not wear odd socks.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 12 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

My Wife loves the colour purple,

oh crap nothing rhymes with that,

or so she says, i think there is a word: turtle - purple turtle!

I Can Do Poetry Too – 11 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Wives are sexy

mine is (averagely) flexi!

I Can Do Poetry Too – 10 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I think Ruth is top,

when she dances,

She can go POP!

I Can Do Poetry Too – 9 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

If i were more in love,

Rurin would not be a glove.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 8 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Wifey is an amazing lady

Mugabe is a little crazy.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 7 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I think my wife is very hot,

especially when she cooks things in a pot.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 6 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Ruth Robinson is my sexy wife

Her wit is as sharp as a knife.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 5 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Ruth Robinson,

she doesn’t like to run.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 4 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

I love my Ruru,

She gave me the flu.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 3 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

You are my true love,

You don’t remind me of my bruv.

I Can Do Poetry Too – 2 of 20

A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.

Rurinakinkin,

you do not live in a bin.