A friend of my wife has a fiance who writes her lots of lovely poetry. My wife saw this and thought it would be really lovely that i might do the same for her. I guess she the 50 Reasons series was not quite enough. I’m working on an idea for another series called “Which part of my body shall i cut off today to show my love for my wife” – it’s a bit of a logistical nightmare. In the mean time, have this new series of my own poetry for Ruth.
Ruth used to be Miss Walley,
she makes me laugh – hee hee,
but sometimes this is a worry,
because it makes me – need to pee.
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Rurinakinkin,
you do not live in a bin.
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You are my true love,
You don’t remind me of my bruv.
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I love my Ruru,
She gave me the flu.
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Ruth Robinson,
she doesn’t like to run.
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Ruth Robinson is my sexy wife
Her wit is as sharp as a knife.
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I think my wife is very hot,
especially when she cooks things in a pot.
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Wifey is an amazing lady
Mugabe is a little crazy.
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If i were more in love,
Rurin would not be a glove.
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I think Ruth is top,
when she dances,
She can go POP!
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Wives are sexy
mine is (averagely) flexi!
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My Wife loves the colour purple,
oh crap nothing rhymes with that,
or so she says, i think there is a word: turtle – purple turtle!
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Mrs. Robinson is a Fox,
she likes wearing odd socks.
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I like to thing of her so,
cause she seems to make me plateau!
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There was a young girl called Ruth Walley,
And boy did she get me in a folly,
I asked her to wed,
it went to her head,
and now she is not in a trolley.
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My wife Ruth is the bomb,
She has completely split my atom(s)!
I didn’t mean for this to sound perverse at all but sadly its a “non-perverse-fail”
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Rurinakins is my best mate,
She’s really sweet and never late,
She’s a really REALLY hot date,
I love her anyway at any rate.
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Ruth,
makes me;
aloof!
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My wife is the bestest,
I think she is the sexiest,
She is the most wonderfullest,
I think she is the greatestestestest.
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I quite like Ruth Robinson
She makes me want to run
she does not fly
she does sometime cry
this is actually quite random
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